Austrian Airlines had a contest for singing a Christmas Carol in 2014. Here’s my entry.

I think it’s a pretty neat take-off from the traditional airline safety briefing.

Oh what fun it is to fly on Austrian tonight!

Welcome on board. Buckle up. Please put your bags away.

Look around for an exit. Floor lights show you the way.

Oxygen masks above your head. Life rests under your seat.

Oh what fun it is to fly with a single malt served neat.

Turn off your phones. No smoking helps our air smell nice.

So don’t tamper with the WC smoke detection device!

Now sit back and relax. We’ll soon be underway.

Oh what fun it is to fly on Austrian tonight!

I won an honorable mention with a 50 Euro coupon for a future flight.